Check out this publication, in a refereed journal no less,
That’s it! The entire REFEREED paper. I particularly love the reviewer’s comments. Now the question is, could such a paper be counted toward tenure?
If you think this is an absurd publication, check out the NCBI ROFL category at DiscoBlog (which is where I found this paper via the BadAstronomer). DiscoBlog posts weird and funny stories related to science, while the sub-postings labeled NCI ROFL are specifically real scientific articles about the obnoxious side of science. Check it out.